Some Americans at http://www.translatebritish.com/reverse.php have created a British translator that translates british english to American(or Australian) English that we can all understand. It also converts it the other way which is quite funny and will keep you entertained for about 5 minutes. Translate the default sentence it’s funny.

Enjoy my followers,

Teh Noob Pwnerer

I’ve jus pwned som noobs! I was lik, sneak round corner, crawl into the buildings and pwned this noob wit lik a level 1 ultra sword! Level 1! LOL ROFL MAO. I was like, lol! mass Pwnage! I had my level 57 Grimlok’s Charge! You can see my sword at http://wow.allakhazam.com/db/item.html?witem=9416

It’s my favorite website guys! I gtg noobs i’m being pm’d by my fellow pro gamers. See me on WOW if you play. If your a noob ill pwn you and if your a pro gamer i’ll pwn you some more! LOL! My id is Teh_noob_pwn1 if you want to know. NO NOOBS better try to talk 2 me or they’ll end up wif a level 57 sword going through heir head.

OMG GEARS OF WAR 2 SI COMNG OUT SOoN!11111!1! WTF IMM SO GONG 2 GAT IT FOR MAH XBOX 360 ALIET WHICH IVE MODED WIT OV3R 243 MOD CHIPS AND CABL3S!1!!11! OMG WTF.

133t Definition A commonly used word to mis-represent “elite.” Frequently used by “script kiddies” to make themselves feel like hackers. A sure sign of a genuine loser. Please note that a genuine hacker of any real skill will shun the use of “d00d” speak, or “dud-spek”.

“Hey! I just made this l33t util that will hack the password file of WinNT! I am so 133t!”

“That tool has been around for years.”

“No it hasn’t! I just made it myself!”

“Okay then, what language did you write it in?”

“I wrote it in Windows of course! What else would I use?”